You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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