WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
