I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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