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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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