They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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