sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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