Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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