I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
third nipple confirmed
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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