Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
id be glad to
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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