last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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