All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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