Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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