Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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