Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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