Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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