? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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