I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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