For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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