So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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