i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Randomize
