You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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