Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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