Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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