I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
