no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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