Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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