just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Drunk is a universal language darling
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