my mouth tastes like poor choices
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
