i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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