So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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