im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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