Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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