I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Can I color on your dick again?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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