come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
