Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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