So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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