He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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