Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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