So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
