***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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