90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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