I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
