i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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