so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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