a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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