Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize
