I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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