I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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