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Wipe that smile off your face.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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