My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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