FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
