Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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